This weekend Riff and Melissa leave for NYC.
So I went last night to say farewell to them and Riff’s band at the Funhouse. In usual form they rocked so hard my face melted.
With that I will leave you my favorite Riffisims:
- Ken: “How was work today Riff?
Riff: “Stupid” (emphasis on the “stu”)
lather, rinse and repeat. It never gets old I swear.
- Riff: “I ain’t gonna lie to you Ken… (insert any true statement here)”
- Ken: “Riff to be!”
Riff: “Kenji!”
Some may think of our banter as nonsense, I consider it an art of communicating so much more by saying so much less.

Farewell Riff and Melissa
This weekend Riff and Melissa leave for NYC.
So I went last night to say farewell to them and Riff’s band at the Funhouse. In usual form they rocked so hard my face melted.
With that I will leave you my favorite Riffisims:
Riff: “Stupid” (emphasis on the “stu”)
lather, rinse and repeat. It never gets old I swear.
Riff: “Kenji!”
Some may think of our banter as nonsense, I consider it an art of communicating so much more by saying so much less.